SnogBlogy

If we are completely honest here, how many of you would go ahead and just hire someone to drive you around pretty much all the time if you were amazingly rich and could absolutely afford to do so? I know I would; I’d never have to refuse a glass of wine, a second beer or worry about texting and driving again. I could nap in the car, I could work in the car. I could enjoy some time with my kids in the car; I could do so much with a driver. And so could celebrities, which is always strange to me since they like to drive themselves around. And while I get wanting to take your awesome cars out on your own from time to time, I’d think that most celebs would just let someone drive them around at night (I mean, it’s not like it’s a bad idea). In fact, it seems to me that many celebrities don’t even deserve to have a driver’s license given their poor decision making skills and their bad driving record. So, which celebs do we think need to just hire and drive and surrender their license? Read on to find out.

Shia Lebouf

When he was involved in a car accident that nearly cost him his hand, he was not at fault. But he was still drunk at the time and in trouble for that. He underwent a number of operations to help fix his hand, and it was very lucky he was able to keep it in the first place. But he’s been in more trouble since, and we believe he should lose his license.

Kelsey Grammar

Remember that time a television studio gifted him with a gorgeous Dodge Viper and he decided, drunk, to drive it home through Hollywood and then flip it over in the process? It wasn’t his finest moment, and it’s just a testament to the fact that he should not be driving – ever – since he couldn’t even make the decision to wait a day until he was not drunk anymore to take his new ride out for a test drive; and that’s why his license needs to go.

Rebecca Gayheart

Her driving skills were really called into question back in 2001, and she probably should have lost her license at some point. She decided she did not want to wait for whatever was going on that caused the cars in front of her to stop, so she sped around them. The result was that she hit and killed the 9-year-old child that the cars had stopped let across the street. A few months later she flipped over a rental car while driving and damaged two other vehicles in the process.

Britney Spears

We are up in the air about this one, since she technically hasn’t had an incident in a while. But she did run over the foot of a police officer. She did hit a paparazzo with her car and she did get caught and filmed driving through SoCal with her infant child in her lap (infant children should be buckled into those brand new and never before heard of contraptions called infant car seats).

George Michael

He really needs his license taken from him given the fact that he lost his license for driving while under the influence of drugs. When he got his license back, he promptly drove his car into a camera shop. He was also under the influence the second time. Go figure.

Billy Joel

He’s had some issues in the past decade with his driving. He managed to have three accidents in two years that were more than just a little serious. He managed to lose control of his car (a lovely Mercedes) and hit a fire wall in New York. He then went to rehab. He then did the same thing again about 6 months later, but this time he missed he fire wall in nearly the same spot and hit a tree. Then again less than two years later he lost control of his car and actually hit someone’s house. Ouch.

Amanda Bynes

In just a few months time, Bynes was in so many accidents and traffic situations that she should have lost her license. This was a few years ago, but she managed to rear end a police car, take off when she was pulled over after having her license and registration walked back to the police car by the police officer (don’t worry – she picked up her ticket and her personal info later on at the police department) she was pulled over for texting and driving and she was pulled over and issued a DUI. We won’t keep going.

Paris Hilton

Remember that one time she was caught driving drunk, issued a DUI and then lost her license? It was cool though; she was caught driving a few months later without a license. She must have been trying to be stealth, though, since she turned off her headlights and drove through the dark in the dark. She also decided to be fast about it, going 70 in a 35.

Lindsey Lohan

Where do we begin? She’s a sad and tragic case. She managed to go to rehab, get a DUI, hit a nanny pushing a baby in stroller while speeding, get pulled over with drugs on her, get pulled over for drinking and driving again, and so many other things. She then smashed the same rental Porsche twice, and she did some other damage to some other vehicles around the same time. She’s just not that good when it comes to driving.

Nicole Richie

There was once a time when she was stopped for driving the wrong direction on a southern California freeway. She failed her field sobriety test and admitted she was a little bit high and a little bit on prescription drugs. You know, it happens when you can’t call a cab or a driver or you just choose to be cheap and not do the right thing.

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